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How to play slots, nd have the best time of your life! Slot machine tips, tricks and urb |
| Date Added: August 30, 2009 05:55:03 PM |
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| Category: Slots |
How to play slots, lose money and have the best time of your life! Slot machine tips, tricks and urbAuthor: Mark Etinger You walk into a casino. You are bedazzled by the lights, the colors, the people - oh, the money! You decide to warm up next to a slot machine. You pick the perfect one. It's next to the entrance (and you got an insider tip that the best chance of winning is with those machines) you sit down and open your wallet. You place your bet, pull the lever once, twice, but nothing happens. You try and press the button instead. Yes! You've just won 5 bucks. Good. You are on a streak. You win some, then you loose some then you get up. An old lady sits by the machine, your machine, puts in a quarter and you already know what is going to happen next. Yes. 7-7-7 and you want to kill yourself. First of all - don't. Think of how killing yourself would limit your winning chances. Then try to internalize that slot machines aren't for making money. The only purpose they serve is to feed your recreation needs. All of the stories about grandmas that won millions on the penny machines? They might be true. But those grannies spent a good 30 years of their lives on the machines, while you were out there, enjoying your business. There are a few things to remember when you approach the slots. You might call them tips, you might call them hope, but they sure worth the read. 1. When that old lady made that spin and won a whole bunch of shiny coins - it wasn't your win. You have had to hit the machine at the same exact fraction of the second that she did in order to get that money. You have more chances of winning the lottery. 2. Take your time. There is no Play per Minute rate of success. Doesn't matter how fast you feed the machine - your chances still relay on one factor only and her name is lady luck. 3. Hit the button or pull the lever? Some prefer the old school method. Some go for high-tech. The casino goes for your money anyway. 4. Here's a sure way to win - order a free drink. And order an expensive one. If you lost some dollars on slots, why not spoil yourself with a fine, triple bourbon on the house? 5. This one might actually work - try and bet the max amount. There are more winnable combinations with higher bets and they are always better. 6. The loose machines myth. Some say that the loose machines are placed by the casino near the entrance, cashiers, bar or anywhere near people who are not playing, in order to get them to see winners and motivate them to play. I say that there's a better chance of finding loose screw in the casino manager's head. 7. That card you stick in there, well ye, it's actually money. Casinos are using machine credit cards on a nation that already has way more credit over its head. The fact that you don't put green paper in the machine doesn't mean that you are not gambling with real, hard earned money. Know your limit and get out while you still can. You might even be able to afford buying some roses to your wife. Oh, and last but not least! Practice! This is the best advice we can give you. The more you practice at home on slots - the more chances you get at a casino. Naaa... We're just messing with you. But if you are an addict and you just want to play for fun and want to loose less money, or you really want to know what's going on inside a slot machine. Article Source: Link About the Author: - go online to www.pokerchest.com and get the game going over at your place. Charge your friends, charge your kids, or just decorate your manly-man basement with a new and shiny slot machine. At www.pokerchest.com you can also find notable items such as custom poker chips, playing cards, dice, casino tables and tabletops, storage cases, and much more. Click on www.pokerchest.com and browse the online store, and most important - good luck to ya! |
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How To Increase The Chance of a Major Lottery Win |
| Date Added: 2012-03-10 12:43:33 |
| Author: pdss |
| Category: Gambling Guides: How To Guides |
| What are the secrets to winning a major prize on the lottery. This has been one of the most popular subjects since the lottery started. The odds against winning the jackpot are greatly against you even if you keep to the same numbers for two hundred years you may still not win the jackpot prize and nobody has two hundred years. So how can you increase the odds of a major lottery win. One thing to consider is forming a syndicate this way you each pool the same amount of money together each week and buy more lines. Ok doing this you will win some of the smaller prizes but the odds of a major prize will still be against you. The lottery gives you the chance to win a small prize and when you do win £10 or even £60 on the lottery it feels good an achievement this is what keeps you doing the lotto each week because you won the small prize you hope the big one will be next. Now work out how much you spend playing the lottery in a 12 month and how much you have won. Most punters are lucky to get 25 % of their investment back. Lottery Plans The other way to win is to consider buying a lottery plan a plan to greatly increase the chances of a major lottery win. Some of these plans are by mathematics professors, and lottery winners. There are also the new software systems downloaded from the internet on to a pc. All these systems show you How To Increase the Chance of a Major Lottery Win in all lottery games worldwide. Do these plans work There are many plans that have taken years of research to perfect and these systems have helped many people to gain big lottery wins when using them correctly. Many people have even had several big wins and many have multiple small wins each week by using these systems these smaller wins can add up to several hundreds of pounds to thousands of pounds per week. The secret is doing a larger amount of lines with the numbers due to come out next these favored numbers will normaly total more than 6. they do this using formulas perfected to combine the most likely sequence of numbers drawn next. The formula will predict the best numbers and then suggests the best way to combine them together giving the punter a greater chance of winning a big prize or have several or multiple winning lines. How do you find the lottery plan that suits your budget The best way to look for these plans is on the internet look for the websites that display different plans this way you can view plans and compare them. When you click on their websites they will give information stating what success people have had using their system you can also read their customer reviews. A good website will always give you the average amount of times you can expect to win a prize using their system. There are systems that claim a 67 % chance of a major prize these might seem a bit of a risk but if the system pulls out the major prizes then this could be better than a system that gives you multiple smaller wins. The problem with a system like this is that you will have to keep paying out each week until the big lottery win. Then there are plans that give a 98 % chance of winning, one system to consider is the Ken Silver Lottery plan he claims this the worlds no 1 Lottery winning system which gives 9 out of 10 wins. A system like this gives you more chances of winning each time you play the lottery although this type of system may win more of the smaller prizes the system still gives you a greater chance of winning a major prize and or the lottery jackpot. Using this type of system you can still win a considerable amount of money nearly every week. You will need to apply this system correctly by entering numbers in the order the plan has worked out. The more lines you cover the more winning lines you will have which gives you the punter a better chance to keep the system running until the jackpot or a major prize comes in which normally is not to far away. There are lotteries all over the world with big prizes won each week some have better prizes than the uk national lottery you will find all the information about these lotteries and how you can enter them when you subscribe to one of the website plans. for more information go to the website here. http://gscurl.com/cmiThe author studies the secrets of successful lottery play, and has found several systems that have been perfected by lottery winners and mathematics professors he also reveals a system that wins 9 out of every 10 games: Visit the website here http://gscurl.com/cmi |
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